You are Ares, the Greek god of war, and you work at Home Depot. You have been sent there to learn humility. To test you, Athena, the goddess of wisdom, disguises herself as a 50-year-old housewife who wants to see your manager about the price of a riding mower. She has several Groupons that she would like to use but Home Depot does not issue Groupons. You try to explain but the woman does not care. This is your fourth complaint this week and Rick, your manager, has promised to fire you if you get another. What happens next?